KayUnicornLynn
unmarks:

this book understands me

What book is this from?

unmarks:

this book understands me

What book is this from?

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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lunar-amethyst:

haveahiddles:

musewhipped:

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.

They say Aslan is on the move.

amazing!!

lunar-amethyst:

haveahiddles:

musewhipped:

0hfaithful:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE THING OH MY GOD

Pretty sure that cat is using its magical powers to turn the plants around itself orange for camouflage. Yup, that’s it.

They say Aslan is on the move.

amazing!!

theeppytomymacca:

softgrungepuppy:

so my mum just came into my room and goes “i made something for you” and gives me this funny little brown book

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and inside it she wrote

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and then on every single page she’s written something lovely like “beautiful” “funny”  ”generous” etc

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every single page

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this is because she found out about my self harming a few weeks ago, and wants me to have something to look at every time i feel sad

i almost cried 

parenting

you’re doing it right

smilethroughtears96:

"I hate when I hear something that absolutely kills me inside and I have to act like I’m fine."

smilethroughtears96:

"I hate when I hear something that absolutely kills me inside and I have to act like I’m fine."

boys-and-suicide:

So I made a gif

boys-and-suicide:

So I made a gif





I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 

Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

sheres94:

I hate timezones.

I feel like I’m the worst so i always act like I’m the best!
Oh no! Marina and the diamonds